The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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