i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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