I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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