Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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