thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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