i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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