There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nicole vs. Life
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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