gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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