It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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