The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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