Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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