i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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