An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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