It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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