I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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