when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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