whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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