Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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