I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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