That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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