Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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