he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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