would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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