did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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