i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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