I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's shark week go big or go home
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize