physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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