I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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