I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drive I can fine osifer
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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