I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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