nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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