Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You're like the curious george of whores
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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