I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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