what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
