After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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