just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I intend to get homeless drunk
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
What drink are we having for lunch?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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