If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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