If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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