why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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