was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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