How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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