Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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