Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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