i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
