just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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