ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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