she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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