Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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