Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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