Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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