you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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