question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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