At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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