She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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