I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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