Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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